Monthly Archives: August 2011

SMILE OF THE DAY

Big Bird and I are tied in the 23rd Annual Camelot Miniature Golf Tournament. Should the tie still be in effect after the official results are released later today, Big Bird and I will have to observe the traditional miniature … Continue reading →

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SMILE OF THE DAY

What am I up to today? Just infusing myself with tiger blood and transforming into an F-18. You know, keeping it chill. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

I gathered up all my savings and commissioned an artist to sculpt a life-size statue of me. (For reference, I told the sculptor to imagine Superman, but wearing Han Solo’s gun and vest.) – Kiran

Sometimes living with Shaan is like living with The Hulk. “Hulk can’t find shirt! Hulk sees shirt on floor! Hulk put shirt on now!” If Mom didn’t have it nicely folded and in the proper spots, he would look a terrible … Continue reading →

Dating is about “presentation.” Which explains why I wear peacock feathers whenever I go on a first date with a woman. They always remember El Peacockatulu. BRA-KAH! BRA-KAH! – Shaan