March 20
VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Thank God! Dad’s home – finally. Now we’re going to see some adult supervision around here. I mean, not to diminish Mom’s care-giving abilities, but lets just say that while Dad’s been away Shaan’s had a permanent orange ring around his mouth that I hope is just residual Doritos seasoning and the microwave got double pregnant. – Kiran
VIDEOS OF THE DAY
[Editor’s Note: Kiran deserves all the credit for the sentiment in the videos below – he approached me last night and said he wanted to film some “special” messages.]
It’s St. Patrick’s Day today which means that we are going to party with leprechauns, potatoes, all things green and Cristal Pepsi. – Shaan
Since moving out of our house and into his own apartment, it appears that Optimus Prime has developed some very troubling habits. Namely, never closing the bathroom door. Optimus: Although I have heard that you are making “huge mental efforts” to remember to close the bathroom door when guests are over, I would just like to personally persuade you to consider putting a Post-it note by the bathroom door to remind yourself – and maybe warn guests – to shut said bathroom door. But who am I kidding? You’re peeing with the door open right now aren’t you? – Kiran
In the current rally, the S&P 500 has gained 29% since its October low. In a related story, my own personal fortune increased by $1.21 today, thanks to a combination of ingenuity, discounts and judiciously applied RiteAid ExtraBucks. – Shaan
SMILE OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY