March 16
Since moving out of our house and into his own apartment, it appears that Optimus Prime has developed some very troubling habits. Namely, never closing the bathroom door. Optimus: Although I have heard that you are making “huge mental efforts” to remember to close the bathroom door when guests are over, I would just like to personally persuade you to consider putting a Post-it note by the bathroom door to remind yourself – and maybe warn guests – to shut said bathroom door. But who am I kidding? You’re peeing with the door open right now aren’t you? – Kiran