Voltron’s family doesn’t get him at all. This Christmas, they got him a $50 gift card to Forever 21, a $25 gift certificate to Starbucks and a $30 gift card to Blinds on the Go, when at heart, he’s a caffeine-allergic nudist who lives in a windowless hut. Why couldn’t they have just given him cash? – Shaan
As some of you may have heard, this year has proven to be the worst flu season in ten years. So it is imperative that everyone get the flu shot. You can get one at most pharmacies or make your own by killing a red chicken during the new moon and reciting certain lines of Aramaic. The CDC also recommends washing your hands a lot, avoid kissing birds and shooting lasers at anyone who coughs. – Shaan
I built Moshie yesterday, and ever since, I have been thinking non-stop about him. He consumed my dreams last night. Not sure what that means. I may need therapy. – Shaan
I try to integrate my samurai sword into all my daily activities. Like, right now, I’m going downstairs to slice my milk. – Shaan
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I believe you’ll find my calculations as handsome as they are accurate. Hail Science! – Kiran
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WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY 2013
