Monthly Archives: July 2013

Today I unleashed my new Darth Vader toothbrush – with its trademark super-high kick function and dual action karate chops. Brace yourself teeth! – Shaan

Boxers or briefs? Nope. Diamonds! – Shaan

If you don’t brush with a lighthearted, upbeat production featuring orchestrated song and dance routines and splashy costumes, your teeth aren’t interested. I mean, why so serious and glum all the time – your teeth deserve a little salsa! – … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

SHAAN’S TIPS FOR STAYING COOL IN THE SUMMER 1) Replace your blood with freon; 2) Immerse yourself in liquid nitrogen – have a roommate gently prop you up next to a couch; 3) Ice cream – in your arm pits; … Continue reading →