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Today I unleashed my new Darth Vader toothbrush – with its trademark super-high kick function and dual action karate chops. Brace yourself teeth! – Shaan

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Boxers or briefs? Nope. Diamonds! – Shaan

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If you don’t brush with a lighthearted, upbeat production featuring orchestrated song and dance routines and splashy costumes, your teeth aren’t interested. I mean, why so serious and glum all the time – your teeth deserve a little salsa! – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

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SMILE OF THE DAY

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SMILE OF THE DAY

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SMILE OF THE DAY

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SMILE OF THE DAY

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VIDEO OF THE DAY

SHAAN’S TIPS FOR STAYING COOL IN THE SUMMER

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1) Replace your blood with freon;

2) Immerse yourself in liquid nitrogen – have a roommate gently prop you up next to a couch;

3) Ice cream – in your arm pits;

4) Reincarnate as a cucumber; and

5) Rubbing alcohol shower.