Kiran and Shaan's World

SHAAN’S TIPS FOR STAYING COOL IN THE SUMMER

1) Replace your blood with freon;

2) Immerse yourself in liquid nitrogen – have a roommate gently prop you up next to a couch;

3) Ice cream – in your arm pits;

4) Reincarnate as a cucumber; and

5) Rubbing alcohol shower.

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