Monthly Archives: August 2013

In the shower, Krush-nu (left) likes to use a water activated gel cleanser, followed by a honey almond body scrub. Martin Sheen (right) prefers an exfoliating gel scrub followed by an herb-mint facial mask which he leaves on for 10 … Continue reading →

SMILES OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

This afternoon I cooked up some “homemade” 7-up. It was, um, interesting. Which leads me to believe that some things are best left to the professionals. Other things that should not be “homemade”: 1) antibiotics; 2) passports; 3) creative interpretations … Continue reading →

Every stylist from here to Manhattan wants to know who made Shaan’s sparkly new windbreaker. [whispers] It’s from the “House of A Hundred Nuns Went Blind Sewing These Sequins In.” – Kiran

SMILES OF THE DAY

I never made it through Infinite Jest. There, I admit it. It took me three separate attempts – and even then I only read 30 pages, got bored and watched a M*A*S*H marathon instead. – Shaan

I can sing “Ring of Fire” in it’s original key using my lower register and vocal fry. It’s funny how some people get REALLY upset about this. I mean, I don’t sound great – it’s meant to be funny, but … Continue reading →

Did you read the news about the missing glaciers in Antarctica? My short-list of suspects include: 1. Bottled water companies (there’s a cartel); 2. Photoshop (there’s a cartel making LOL Glaciers); 3. Science (highly unlikely); or 4. Sold on Pawn … Continue reading →

Megatron is making pesto sauce from scratch. I told him we have a food processor but he insists on doing it the old-fashioned way and having enormous Popeye forearms a week from now using a mortar and pestle. And he … Continue reading →