June 4
Optimus Prime has misplaced his weapons of mass destruction. Again. It would be biblically catastrophic if some ne’er-do-well finds his proton torpedoes and accidentally launches them. We’d be lucky if all it did was jerk the earth out of its orbit hurling us endlessly into space. Or maybe we go out for some fried mac n’ cheese now and fight our robot overlords after the ensuing apocalyptic destruction later. Either way somebody should probably supervise this situation for, uh, humanity’s sake. – Shaan