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Rumors are circulating that I got my head stuck in a chair today at school. And I am here to officially state that the rumors are true. There’s no point in denying it because everyone in class videotaped it with their cellphones. Even my best friend Henry recorded the moment using a Polaroid because “the Matrix and robots hate analog”. – Shaan

[Editor’s Note: Unlike most posts, today’s blog is all true – except for the iPhones and the Matrix.]

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