July 10
I don’t know why Mom gets so upset about having to clean the house, quote “all the time”. If it were up to me, I’d just “let it go”. I mean, what’s the point of cleaning something that inherently wants to be in disarray. But try to rationally explain that to Mom. I dare you. I double dare you. Jesus. I don’t want to make grand sweeping statements about women being insane emotional creatures devoid of logic and reason – because that would paint me into a corner where I couldn’t talk about how bad they are at driving. – Shaan