August 25
Recently, sales from breakfast cereals have been trending downwards due to the rising cost of blah, blah, blah. I’m not saying they should start increasing the amount of marshmallows in Lucky Charms – unless they want to triple their third quarter profits. To be honest, I really don’t know if that would happen, but isn’t that the way stocks work? You just make numbers up and then buy a jet. Seriously, I’ve been in the wrong business. – Kiran