November 1
Reports that Mom’s lack of hair cutting skills doomed me to a lonely bald existence have been greatly exaggerated. As you can see, I am not bald. Baby hairs are sprouting hourly and growing astronomically. At this rate I should have my luscious locks back in no time. And on a separate note: A big thank you to Homer Simpson for sending me “Hats and the Art of Not Looking Bald”, “Male Pattern Baldness: A Government Conspiracy” and a 6-pack of Duff-Lite. – Shaan