November 4
My new friend Toos is temporarily living with us while he finds a new pad in LA. So far he’s been a lovely house guest. But I dare you to eat something in front of him. I double dare you. Because that almost never works out. Even if it’s just a Hot Pocket, you have to spend two minutes distracting him with conversation, then another two minutes waiting for it too cool down and by then he’s already stolen your Hot Pocket. It’s like he wants me to punch him. – Shaan