March 22
The Official Shaan Thakur Scale of Greatness:(10 – best) Christmas > (9) LEGO Millennium Falcon > (8) peripheral vision > (7) centaurs > (6) selfies > (5) Harlem Shake > (4) William Dafoe’s Green Goblin > (3) hardened scones > (2) being flagged for malware by Google > (1) cholera > (0 – worst) Matthew Perry*.
*My last meal at the Olive Garden would also be rated “Matthew Perry.”