May 30
Optimus and I have finally made the world’s smallest cold fusion stun gun. What makes this story doubly crazy is that Optimus and I collaborated via Skype while he is vacationing in New Zealand – which means that it took place on Wednesday, but really Thursday if it was our Wednesday. Or Tuesday – which means it did not happen today in any place because it is Thursday here. But probably not yesterday either because that would mean our Tuesday which was two days ago. Sorry for the confusion. In my defense I am dangerously under-caffeinated right now. – ShaanÂ