October 8
BLOGS
It’s official. Everyone has a blog. Here’s a handy guide to who is interested in what and how they’ll write about it in their blog:
1. Mom likes stuff about anthropometric techniques and how the ladies are oppressed by the patriarchy. She will write with strident wit;
2. Dad is all about taxonomically categorizing obscure indie bands and consumer electronics. He will use many words which you will have to look up in the dictionary;
3. Zebbie is interested in celebrity shenanigans. He is also interested in finding a new job. One that involves receiving or dispensing Fun-Size Snickers;
4. Elmo tosses off whatever falls out of his brain, often without regard to spelling or logical conclusions; and
5. Russell is a master at examining the intersection of class and culture. Expect many exclamation marks.