December 17
A new study on climate change suggests that the earth’s temperature will rise 7 degrees by 2100. 7 degrees doesn’t seem like much, but the effects will be devastating. Most concerning are the evil wizards that are going to be freed from centuries of confinement within their frozen prisons when the icebergs start melting. “No big deal,” you think, “maybe they’ll be grateful we freed them and won’t decide to turn on us.” Jesus – you clearly have no idea how wizards operate. Best case scenario? They find a way to artificially extend our lives and enslave us in their ruby mines for generations. I’m not even going to tell you the worst-case scenario right now. You couldn’t handle it. – Shaan