Kiran and Shaan's World

I think I have a crush on Britney. She has lusciously eyelashed pyrite eyes and her skin shimmers with an inner light. [Sigh] And we both share a love of All-You-Can-Eat Mongolian Grills and driving really fast over speed bumps. Last week she insisted on taking my number, telling me that she wanted to “get together again” and that we would “discuss psychic communication using kitchen utensils” later. Well, it’s been over a week and she hasn’t called. Did I misread the signs? I’m so heartbroken and confused. Britney, if you’re reading this I just put my hand to my ear with the pinky and thumb extended and mouthed the words “Call me.” – Kiran

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