December 18
Check out my new car. With just a touch of a button, it can transform into a fighter jet, luxury submarine or high speed yacht. Let me demonstrate. [click] Yup, look at it go. [whirrrrrrrrr-whirrrrrrrrr] Wait a minute. What? Why did it change into a rice cooker?! That’s not a fighter jet or even a tank. Great. You’ve made a fool out of me on the Internet. No, I don’t want some Uncle Ben’s Instant Rice. Don’t talk to me. – Kiran