December 31
We made it home just in time for Elmo’s New Year’s Eve Party. Goody bags were offered to all the guests and included $10,000 cyborg tigers and 24-carat gold hubcaps. I didn’t get any myself, but those would have gone awesome with the $1 million diamond-encrusted toilet paper I bought in Vegas. (It hurts to wipe your nose with, but I love how it makes my face sparkle.) – Kiran