January 5
Is he around? No? Okay, well, last summer I spent one weekend lounging in a swimming pool full of fruit punch. Or at least I was until the pool guy came and started asking why I filled the community pool with punch. He didn’t seem to believe me when I said “Jeebus told me to.” But yet he said “Jeebus thinks I should call your parents.” Which he did. What a hypocrite. – Kiran