January 14
Why has my fan mail recently become so, um, how shall I put this, odd? A sampling of sentiments expressed: “There is no other person on this earth that can ever hold the tremendous power that you have. You are a role model to everyone.” And: “You are a glorious supernova of life. You are a star and no one can take that away from you.” And: “You are a giver of life, carrier of hope and bringer of joy.” There are three possible answers to this question: A) They’re way too insane to be real; B) They’re real; or C) Our mail got switched with Britney Spears or Kim Jong-il. – Kiran