January 17
Last week I joined our auxillary neighborhood watch group. On Tuesdays and Thursdays I’m charged with patrolling our block and keeping an eye out for would be evil-doers. There’s no need to pay me for this service, but if you must, I only deal in one kind of currency: Chocolate Chip Cookies. I assure you it’s purely for economic reasons based on the weak American dollar and the Cookie Monster has nothing to do with it – even though he is my accountant. – Kiran