January 23
As some of you know, we’ve had some trouble with repetitive car alarms horn-honking on our street in the past few days. At 2 am in the morning to be exact. Consequently, I took matters into my own hands and traveled 28 years into the past and introduced the inventor of car alarms to my alter ego, the Incredible Hulk. Afterwards, I went even further back in time and met Jesus so he could give me a high-five. Then we went out to hunt dinosaurs with the lasers I borrowed from the future. – Kiran