January 27
Yup, it’s the age-old dilemma faced by men all around the world: How to attract women. Elmo’s advice: Be cheesy and buy her greasy food. It’s interesting advice that contravenes the conventional wisdom. I had no idea that “You want fries with that?” was a solid pickup line. And this whole time I’d been working that whole “pay attention to what she says, treat her like an equal, let her know you find her attractive” angle. Who knew? – Kiran