Um, yea, I’ve been to the Smurf Foundation Charity Benefit and I have to say, it’s a great cause, but there will be way too many inebriated Smurfs there tonight. And Papa Smurf just lets them walk around everywhere. And then they’re plowing their carts through the 11 pm after-party like it’s Target. I mean, I know I’m late on this, but I mean, when you see it for yourself – Brainy drinking Zwack straight from the bottle, Hefty running into walls, Smurfette falling down drunk and screaming “Yu wheel aw lub me!” – Um, yea, that’s why I’m going to claim to have severe menstrual cramps tonight and have a quiet evening at home instead. – Kiran