February 17
Last night I hosted the weekly poker/potluck dinner at our house. Unbeknownst to me, Big Bird decided to write a wildly inaccurate report of the evenings festivities and posted it on his blog. Today I would like to make a few corrections to Big Bird’s commentary:
1. There is no pasta sauce in the freezer. Its meat; 2. Our house is not furnished by fraudulent tax return money; 3. The picture Big Bird posted on his blog is not me. I am far better looking and my mouth is much smaller; and 4. Russell has a thing for Asian women named Ling, not Isiah Thomas figurines as reported by Big Bird.
[Note to Big Bird: Elmo wants his Swarovski crystal-encrusted electronic Su Doku game back.]