March 8
Today was a very special day as Kiran Thakur, titan of finance, destroyer of global warming and master of the universe, celebrated his milestone 2nd birthday. The extravanganza was strewn with champagne, canapes and solid gold busts of Kiran’s head for every guest. Friends and family boogied to the live musical entertainment provided by DJ Lastings, who played a collection of Kiran’s favorite Top 40 Hits of all time (Play That Funky Music, Jump!, You Should Be Dancin’, Tonight’s the Night, etc.), while the man of the hour himself giddily group-hugged guests and air-kissed well wishers like he was reliving his bar mitzvah. (Wait – Zebbie, is that last part right?) – Elmo, Guest Editor
