April 3
I didn’t go, but apparently there was some serious partying last night at the Potatohead Estate because today I got a very angry voicemail from Mrs Potatohead in which the phrase “Elmo” “passed out” “puked” and “Paypal” were used numerous times. And now a severely inebriated Mr. Potatohead is here at our house as I’m typing this. He is having Miguel the gardener, my chefs Constantin and Ileana (on pastries), Javier the landscaper, Abril the cat groomer and housekeepers Esperanza and Mei-Mei build a bonfire to burn any and all books in the house that do not have his name or picture in it. Please send help. – Kiran