Hey, you know what would really jump start the economy? Manufacturing jet skis with their own snack-bars. But will the heads of state in Washington listen to me? Ha. Never. They want to talk to somebody with “a degree in economics” who “doesn’t get financial advice from Cookie Monster.” I’ll have you know these ideas make me all kinds of money. What’s that, Cookie Monster? Diversify my funds with nachos? I’M ON IT! – Kiran