July 25
From an early age I always knew I wanted to be a business tycoon. I remember my most closely cherished dream: my secret lust for money – vast loads of it. At night I clutched my pillow and imagined it to be a harsh burlap sack with a big black dollar sign on it. All I really need is a couple million to start, just enough to buy something in Beverly Hills that’ll triple in value in a decade. – Kiran