September 4
I was at Mel’s diner last night and a girl in the booth behind me started choking. Her friends did nothing, despite her using the correct international sign for choking. As I slid out of my booth to go help, a man dressed as the Holy Spirit came out of nowhere, gave her the hemlich, twirled around pointed at me and said “Eye lak yer haar.” Then he disappeared into the night. I wish all problems could be solved that way. He saved the girl AND made me feel good about my hair. – Shaan