January 1
POST-NEW YEAR’S EVE ROUNDUP
OMG….I absorbed so many fruity cocktails last night, I don’t even know what happened. Let’s see, I vaguely recall swirling lights, disco balls and guys with shimmer-shirts fist pumping the air and yelling “You da man! No! You da man!”. But you know, now that I think of it, I also vaguely remember telling that cute girl with the emo glasses about that time I peed my pants, going around topless and I might have cried at one point. Oh God I can never, ever see any of those people ever again. – Kiran