May 4
The boring gossip: Big Bird’s ten-second performance of professional-quality Running Man at the Annual National Audubon Society Soiree was a big hit with the crowd. The more interesting personal gossip: Big Bird is dating…Cameron Diaz? (WHAT?!). Big Bird also hastened to clarify to partygoers that Cameron is his “No. 1 Girlfriend.” Why the enumeration? He has a habit of picking up other women. I mean literally. I saw him pick a brunette right off the floor and give her a full-body hug at the party. – Kiran