May 9
For the past week Kiran and Shaan’s World has been plagued by “technical difficulties”. Our demoralizing “interweb” travails have included:
Sunday: Backed up (server exploded).
Monday: Backlash (wireless router decides to go on strike).
Tuesday: Another backlash (constipated video card develops hemorrhoids – yes, true).
Wednesday: Backed up again (new wireless router demands 401K and two weeks vacation).
Thursday: Backlash (video card unable to function due to said hemorrhoids).
Friday: Got rid of everything and rebuilt the computer using 8 coconuts and twine.
Today: Drafting a post for tomorrow entitled “How to Get Third-World Level Internet Access”.
And now that we’ve found a more reliable rodent to power our server, posting should resume immediately. – Shaan