June 6
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE
Gemini (May 21 – June 21): [Power animal: Hummus] As you get older, it seems your behavior is only becoming more and more erratic. Sometimes it feels like your mind is tearing you in all different directions – one moment you’re calm and rational and the next you’re having a full-blown breakdown because Costco ran out of frozen mini-burgers. You suspect bipolar depression. No, you’re just going through menopause – so please get some hormone replacement therapy.