July 13
It was reported that last night, Snap, Crackle and Pop got into a fight over who got the last lobster roll that was so epic, it landed the entire Rice Krispies gang in the hospital. In my opinion, Snap, Crackle and Pop must settle this like men and lock themselves in a neutral room with a tub of cooking oil and wooden fraternity paddles. The winner should receive the customary “bragging rights” and said lobster roll. – Kiran