July 16
The way I live: Naked. In these dour economic times, I can barely afford my diapers much less buy clothes. All that fabric is expensive! So, I, like so many other nude Americans sit at home, causing all the retail stores to go broke and forcing small business owners to sell their wares at crazy discount prices just to stay afloat. On the plus side – I look even more muscular when I’m shirtless, in a Speedo with a savage tan. – Shaan