July 18
What happened to my beloved neighborhood French pastry shop around the corner?! CLOSED?! How could this happen?! I’ll tell you how: Not enough patrons coming out and enjoying some tasty genuine French croissants rather than sitting at home and eating Pillsbury cinnamon bun dough directly from the container. People – we could have had a nice French bakery. But, no, the respectable bakery didn’t make enough money, so the government had to ship the French people back home leaving us with Taco Bell Taco Salads, as snacks. – Kiran