August 5
THE POST-BUMMING PHASE OF RECESSIONGATE
Lately it feels as though the recession has splintered us into various discordant, competing groups: Fatties vs. Slims, Frenchies vs. Mair-cans, Foodies vs. Consumer of Vast Quantities of Food…you get the picture. How did this happen? You’d have to be some sort of Rain Man genius to know for sure. But let it be noted on the record that I’m first in line for some of that sweet bailout money in ’10. – Kiran