Kiran and Shaan's World

Now that the banks have been bailed out Americans need to get down to the real issues: buying skinny jeans. We must all buy skinny jeans or the jeans industry will totally collapse. Skinny jeans are quite literally the only thing keeping fashion afloat in these times of garbage bag dresses and cardboard crate hats. Of course, my skinny jeans require spandex because my calf muscles are gargantuan enough to fry an egg on. Omelet, anyone? – Shaan

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