August 10
HAPPY AUGUST HEAT WAVE
Guess what? It’s heat-wave season! Triple-digit weather and power outages are expected across the county this week. How do I plan to stay cool? Chillaxing in the tub with my friends:
This is Cham. Last winter, Cham wanted a hat made out of raincoats so his hair would never get wet but it was too hard for him to sew, so instead, he made a hat out of his regular hair.
Some people mistake Attoosa’s lackadaisical demeanor for laziness. In reality, while laying at the bottom of the tub – sometimes for hours at a time – she’s perfecting the purring and clucking of her favorite made-up animal the “KittyChicken.”
During the holidays, Flatow likes to adorn his lawn with sparkly lights and a giant menorah made of seashells.
As many of you know, this is Lightening McQueen. In the winter months, Lightening moonlights as a cruise director for the Barbie Cruise Ship. Everyone snickers when they hear this. But all joking aside, Lightening runs a pretty tight ship – at last year’s Hawaiian Luau he made Secret Style Barbie sit near the kitchen for wearing shoes from DSW.
I’m not sure what font Marty used for the inscription on his shell – it looks like a cross between the Hubba Bubba font and the font I’ll just refer to as the “Universal Mall Kiosk Airbrush For Unusually Large T-Shirts” font.
In the summer, Reggie lives on a baronial estate on the highest San Franciscan hill, surrounded by Bengal tigers trained by the holiest Tibetan shamans. He can usually be found by following the procession of seventy peacocks that proceeds him.