August 24
As some of you may have heard, for the past few days I have been way-laid with a mysterious fever inducing illness. While my condition has stabilized, I went to visit Auntie today who quickly diagnosed me with a common viral infection. Her recommendation? Plenty of fluid and rest would hasten my recovery. Apparently rushing to my nearest ER, screaming, “I THINK I CAUGHT EBOLA! I’M GOING TO DIE!! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!” has no recuperative value. – Kiran