December 15
Today I’m out with bells on. Jingle bells. Sweaty, jingle bells. That’s the way they get when you’re holiday shopping. Because the economy demands Christmas shopping now. But it’s not a question of whether you’re doing your Christmas shopping yet—it’s just a question of what to get. Is Optimus Prime on your Christmas list? Well don’t get him a life-size buffalo sculpture encrusted with diamonds. I already got him that last year. It’s on his roof, so all the neighbors can see it. They love it! – Shaan