Kiran and Shaan's World

Russell tells me that in order to make my film (“Yet To Be Titled Kiran Thakur Project”) it’s going to take more then a home equity loan. So, um, what kind of numbers are we talking about here Mr. Hollywood Executive?

Oh come on…$1.7 gabillion? How did the production costs go so over-budget? …Oh, yea, riiii-ght…the opening underwater rodeo scene starring Shamu, the special appearance by Optimus Prime, the climactic 3D baby panda chase… Hmmm… although this drastically compromises my artistic vision, can we keep the film under budget if we replace Optimus Prime with Scott Baio?   

Alright! I knew we could make this work! Money-making Hollywood blockbuster: Here we come! – Kiran  

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