June 11
Today’s post goes out to all my bros: Are you guys ready for a dudenami this weekend? Mom and Dad are leaving for a 3-day trip to Vegas and that can only mean one thing: unlimited juice boxes and farts and gummy bears and bikinis and messy rooms and unwashed hair. And I don’t want to hear anything about personal responsibility or maturity this weekend. Because if I do, I just might have to get all up in your face with hilariously clueless karate moves or like a tween nerd with glasses or an Asian chick or something. BRO-POWER! – Kiran