July 28
A HARD DAY AT THE BLOG
“Alright everyone…let’s try to wrap this photo shoot up for the blog as quickly as possible today. I’ve got an appointment with a bottle and a carrot puree in like, 10 minutes, followed by a diaper change and a power nap with Mr. Froggie so let’s roll the camera people.”
“Okay, now wait a minute. I was so not prepared for that shot. Can I at least get a “1, 2, 3, CHEESE!” countdown? Thank you. Ooooo-kay, one more time people. This one’s a keeper.”
“NO, NO, NO…we need the number 7 soft filter lense to give me that ethereal glow. And where’s the ‘Big Softie’ light stand? WHAT?! What do you mean Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has all the ‘Big Softie’ lights at her photo shoot today?”
“Oh that is it! My milk is cold, my diaper’s a mess and Mr. Froggie’s power napping without me. A big star like me shouldn’t have to put up with this you know……Oh yea? Well you bet you’re going to be hearing from my people about this. MOOOOOOM!”