March 9
SPOON ETIQUETTE
When using a spoon remember to: 1. Have lots of ice cream available. (Spoons love ice cream.); 2. Get to know your spoon. (Every spoon is different. My spoon likes Kung Pao Chicken from Panda Express every other Tuesday and prefers ponchos over blazers.); and most importantly 3. Name your spoon. (My spoon’s name is Umlaut.) – Kiran