May 12
I was reading a Victoria’s Secret catalogue yesterday (Yes – you heard me, reading), when boom — there it was — a bra made entirely of rubies and diamonds. I thought it would be like, $100 — but nope — $12 million. For all of you in the multi-million dollar lingerie market, you can now do all of your shopping at Victoria’s Secret. As for me, I don’t wear bras, but if I did, they would be made from the finest skin of Egyptian mummies. Pharaohs only. – Shaan