October 5
I don’t care about the Civil War. At all. I never think about it, unless someone – usually a Southerner – brings it up. It’s like the South is some bitter ex-girlfriend whining about a breakup from 100 years ago. It scares me that the South actually feels like it should have won. I mean, if it won, then slavery would still be around. Why aren’t Southerners happy they lost? Okay, I suppose we’re all sorry about Sherman and breaking up Rhett and Scarlet. But still – let it go already. – Shaan